Top five things that annoy taylor that I do

Now that Taylor has told you a smidgen of the truth because the truth is that there is nothing that she does to annoy me : )

Well I am just going to dive right into it. I have made many lists and there are hundreds of things that I do that annoy Taylor, but through much fasting a prayer been able to narrow it down to these five:
1. She hates/cringes when I pop any part of my body (neck, knuckles and so one.....)
2. She gets mad when I complain about all of the dog/cat hair at her house
3. She hates it when I make fun of her ears. (by the way they are very cute even tho they stick out a little : )
4. She doesn't like that I beat her in everything we do : )
5. She also doesn't like it when I make out with other girls when she is around.

Ps. Number five is a joke she actually like it when I kiss other girls in front of her.

I hope these show that we all have weaknesses and that we can look past them.